108813 pts ยท February 18, 2016
"Any questions?""Yeah...What the fuck..."
I desperately want a spice weasel. BAM! *poof*
Unfortunately people turn to their phones now in lieu of reading/watching things on other media forms. Thankfully the internet force feeds you *checks notes* ...misinformation and aggressive propaganda....
Future felons!
Gettin in there like he dropped his car keys between the seats
He *did* set the Tonight Show set on fire for no reason....
#2 Why do all the men look like they are being held hostage at gun point for this picture?*Whispers threateningly while waving gun off camera* "Yeah that's right, look natural. Now hang on while this polaroid develops before I let you go"
*sighs and puts away my Bill Clinton t-shirt, hat, tennis shoes, banner, American Flag with his picture on it, and the custom paint job on the side of my van depicting him riding a bald eagle into war, who is riding a harley.* Fuckin Libs....wait....
Is that Maxx Crosby? Failed-his-physical-so-the-Ravens-backed-out-of-the-trade Maxx Crosby? THAT Maxx Crosby? If so - no thanks.
Yo mama so fat, her heavy slam attack does over 10 million damage and crashes the game.
#25 WHERE. THE FUCK. IS WALDO?! *Screams*
EVERYONE WAS HARMED DURING THE FILMING OF THIS EVENT
That's the face of someone who has choked on a strap on.
I really like tonberries across the various FF titles. They recently had a FF themed Magic the Gathering set, and not only is Tonberry included, i think he's awesome and hes in my current deck. Also I always wondered what type of critter he is (I always thought turtle) but turns out he's a Salamander.
him and I hesitated and asked how much they would be. She just said "No charge!" so I nodded, and she brought me back a bottle of each med and a bag of Greenies Pill Pockets.They charged me 85$ and I dont know how they were still in business. Ill never forget it.
Once I took a dog with a pulled muscle in his back to the Vet about 8-9 years ago, I didnt know what was wrong but he was walking gingerly and couldnt jump up on furniture any more, and wincing/whining so I was expecting the vet to cost like 500$+ with everything.The Vet looked at the dog for like, 45 seconds, said he just had a pulled muscle and needed rest/time. He dismissed me and the nurse took me back up front to check out/pay. She asked if I wanted some pain meds/muscle relaxers for>
That was my first thought. Why? So she can sit there and bold faced lie with no repercussion?? Might as well subpoena a baboon for testimony. She needs charged and arrested, nobody cares what she says and we all know the truth already.
Still gotta be at work on Monday.
A Burmese Python wrote this.
Boi, I iiek the way u tawlk. *spits* ...Verily
What do you mean you dont take Apple pay? I cant just tap my watch??
I forget which GTA it was, but my friends and I were high AF playing and I was getting chased by a ton of cop cars and ended up careening off a cliff edge at high speed, over a guardrail. Well the game thought I was doing a stunt jump and went into slocinematic mode, and changed the camera angle to be from below. So you see my car epicly fly off the cliff, then a cop car, then another cop car, then 2 cop cars, then another cop car upside down. It was literally like the scene from blues bros
#1 *crawls inside and closes the door behind*
Or 1 flying murder machine!
Kids on the internet. Shit, adults on the internet.
#48
Capitalist billionaires : Best I can do is destroying society for even more money we dont need.
"Any questions?"
"Yeah...What the fuck..."
I desperately want a spice weasel. BAM! *poof*
Unfortunately people turn to their phones now in lieu of reading/watching things on other media forms. Thankfully the internet force feeds you *checks notes* ...misinformation and aggressive propaganda....
Future felons!
Gettin in there like he dropped his car keys between the seats
He *did* set the Tonight Show set on fire for no reason....
#2 Why do all the men look like they are being held hostage at gun point for this picture?
*Whispers threateningly while waving gun off camera* "Yeah that's right, look natural. Now hang on while this polaroid develops before I let you go"
*sighs and puts away my Bill Clinton t-shirt, hat, tennis shoes, banner, American Flag with his picture on it, and the custom paint job on the side of my van depicting him riding a bald eagle into war, who is riding a harley.* Fuckin Libs....wait....
Is that Maxx Crosby? Failed-his-physical-so-the-Ravens-backed-out-of-the-trade Maxx Crosby? THAT Maxx Crosby?
If so - no thanks.
Yo mama so fat, her heavy slam attack does over 10 million damage and crashes the game.
#25 WHERE. THE FUCK. IS WALDO?! *Screams*
EVERYONE WAS HARMED DURING THE FILMING OF THIS EVENT
That's the face of someone who has choked on a strap on.
I really like tonberries across the various FF titles. They recently had a FF themed Magic the Gathering set, and not only is Tonberry included, i think he's awesome and hes in my current deck. Also I always wondered what type of critter he is (I always thought turtle) but turns out he's a Salamander.
him and I hesitated and asked how much they would be. She just said "No charge!" so I nodded, and she brought me back a bottle of each med and a bag of Greenies Pill Pockets.
They charged me 85$ and I dont know how they were still in business. Ill never forget it.
Once I took a dog with a pulled muscle in his back to the Vet about 8-9 years ago, I didnt know what was wrong but he was walking gingerly and couldnt jump up on furniture any more, and wincing/whining so I was expecting the vet to cost like 500$+ with everything.
The Vet looked at the dog for like, 45 seconds, said he just had a pulled muscle and needed rest/time. He dismissed me and the nurse took me back up front to check out/pay.
She asked if I wanted some pain meds/muscle relaxers for>
That was my first thought. Why? So she can sit there and bold faced lie with no repercussion?? Might as well subpoena a baboon for testimony. She needs charged and arrested, nobody cares what she says and we all know the truth already.
Still gotta be at work on Monday.
A Burmese Python wrote this.
Boi, I iiek the way u tawlk. *spits* ...Verily
What do you mean you dont take Apple pay? I cant just tap my watch??
I forget which GTA it was, but my friends and I were high AF playing and I was getting chased by a ton of cop cars and ended up careening off a cliff edge at high speed, over a guardrail.
Well the game thought I was doing a stunt jump and went into slocinematic mode, and changed the camera angle to be from below. So you see my car epicly fly off the cliff, then a cop car, then another cop car, then 2 cop cars, then another cop car upside down. It was literally like the scene from blues bros
#1 *crawls inside and closes the door behind*
Or 1 flying murder machine!
Kids on the internet. Shit, adults on the internet.
#48
Capitalist billionaires : Best I can do is destroying society for even more money we dont need.