When you get head
People chat shit behind your back. But you know.
Me at every job interview
How I feel when dreaming
When someone threatens you and your friends.
How to create a new planet
When I'm hyper
When a man wins a argument against a woman
Saying hi to someone you hate
When a woman explains what you've done wrong.
When a customer is polite.
When someone keeps spouting bullshit.
When your manager agrees with a rude customer
How gym lads greet
When I buy new clothes.
When you're pissed off but still laugh.
When you see someone you hate in the club.
Me after beating a really hard boss.
When you try and make friends
When someone asks if you want extra fries
When a file corrupts
When you see what you want.
When you can't choose a film
In the club like
When a games release date is delayed.
Me when I know I have takeout
When you see your ex
I'm doing bad on here
When you walk in on your friends shagging.
When someone writes k after you send a paragraph.
When a customer insults me.
When you fart and everyone heard
Me growing up.
Straining while constipated