596 pts ยท January 27, 2016
Would be surprised if she still has a job
After telling her to calm down, ask if she's up for sex.
Almost got a free vasectomy
If I was to raise an army to take over the world, this would be it.
Women have to deal with child birth and men have to deal with nose hairs
Rip out the buttons from all the remotes? They won't find that remotely funny
exactly not true. When I caught the virus I just gargle some rubbing alcohol and it went away in about 8 hours.
I already called dibs on the photocopiers at work, just sit on the output tray on the printer n send through a print job, ass wipes itself
Because sh1t storms are coming!!
Don't forget tugg
Microsoft Visio ain't free .. only the viewer
"My Brothers, tonight we dine like king's!!"
They don't exist, it's just a myth. Next they will say there are girls that work in ICT
But how is it's tongue meant to reach all the way there?
I always ask for a wine box to carry them in, also my cat will have something to play in when I bring the beer home so its a win win!.
gone inside to get a drinking straw
you did it wrong, you were meant to use your wiener not your hand
I don't want to make it, I just want to eat the whole damn thing!
Is it an iPhone? They run off money
crushed nuts?
on fire, literally!
zip your dick in it
What annoys me more is when they use the filters on their own Child... Not far from drawing a dick on their forehead n posting it on the web
Snapchat filters are the real crime
Image isn't accurate.. it's missing the duck face n Snapchat filters
Ahh, back in those days I had a second browser then went to private and then VM
Why not use private browsing? (AKA: porn mode)
What about when you copy the link and accidentally paste it into a chat.
Jessie helped me realized that I was into redheads
Would be surprised if she still has a job
After telling her to calm down, ask if she's up for sex.
Almost got a free vasectomy
If I was to raise an army to take over the world, this would be it.
Women have to deal with child birth and men have to deal with nose hairs
Rip out the buttons from all the remotes? They won't find that remotely funny
exactly not true. When I caught the virus I just gargle some rubbing alcohol and it went away in about 8 hours.
I already called dibs on the photocopiers at work, just sit on the output tray on the printer n send through a print job, ass wipes itself
Because sh1t storms are coming!!
Don't forget tugg
Microsoft Visio ain't free .. only the viewer
"My Brothers, tonight we dine like king's!!"
They don't exist, it's just a myth. Next they will say there are girls that work in ICT
But how is it's tongue meant to reach all the way there?
I always ask for a wine box to carry them in, also my cat will have something to play in when I bring the beer home so its a win win!.
gone inside to get a drinking straw
you did it wrong, you were meant to use your wiener not your hand
I don't want to make it, I just want to eat the whole damn thing!
Is it an iPhone? They run off money
crushed nuts?
on fire, literally!
zip your dick in it
What annoys me more is when they use the filters on their own Child... Not far from drawing a dick on their forehead n posting it on the web
Snapchat filters are the real crime
Image isn't accurate.. it's missing the duck face n Snapchat filters
Ahh, back in those days I had a second browser then went to private and then VM
Why not use private browsing? (AKA: porn mode)
What about when you copy the link and accidentally paste it into a chat.
Jessie helped me realized that I was into redheads