462 pts · January 28, 2017
I AM CONSTANTLY SCREAMING!! HELLO!!
i’m not even aloud to say anything to customers without one,,,, boss says some people have ‘breathing issues’,,
I’m watching the office right now
last time i got a balloon it deflated within 20 minutes what sort of black magic
the sad thing is that as a millennial, i actually want children, but i know i likely won’t be able to reasonably afford them for a long time
A part of my family are rich white republicans who voted for trump, their reasoning seems to be “i hate non-white people and he does too”
Wat
oh god he does
i had this one kid in my high school that despised canada and got really mad whenever someone mentioned them. no idea why tho
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All of my dreams lately turn into apocalyptic situations. All of them. Also for some reason I cannot stand or walk correctly
My dad has one of these he displays in our garage, but only the eastern side of america is full so far. and washington.
I was born in the same place as a child but she had asked her about to go through her life
i'd say probably this giddy
this is my dad's favorite team and he's very giddy about this
i honestly can't tell if all the "zelda in the sink?" comments are real or not
why does it feel like april was so far away
a single fan and a heavy fur blanket. i keep one foot out cuz otherwise i think i'll burn alive
there's clouds covering the sun rn and i'm not gunna lie, pretty pissed
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at my high school there was this truck that belonged to a student and he has a full CSA flag flying on it and no one ever says anything
as someone who lives in virginia and just learned this, yeah that sounds about right. people here can be pretty shitty.
To avoid getting up and going to the bathroom during class I don't eat/drink anything before or during school
Since when do we use "Homely" as an insult??? It's like a synonym to "Cozy".
quetzalcoatlus is the best dinosaur imo
This is also my favorite comedy bit and I'm leaving a comment here to avoid losing this.
I'm going to listen to a lot of older Linkin Park songs and cry.
My mom has listened to Linkin Park since I was a little kid, and I listened to their music a lot as a teenager. This really hurts me.
i’m not even aloud to say anything to customers without one,,,, boss says some people have ‘breathing issues’,,
I’m watching the office right now
last time i got a balloon it deflated within 20 minutes what sort of black magic
the sad thing is that as a millennial, i actually want children, but i know i likely won’t be able to reasonably afford them for a long time
A part of my family are rich white republicans who voted for trump, their reasoning seems to be “i hate non-white people and he does too”
Wat
oh god he does
i had this one kid in my high school that despised canada and got really mad whenever someone mentioned them. no idea why tho
.
All of my dreams lately turn into apocalyptic situations. All of them. Also for some reason I cannot stand or walk correctly
My dad has one of these he displays in our garage, but only the eastern side of america is full so far. and washington.
I was born in the same place as a child but she had asked her about to go through her life
.
this is my dad's favorite team and he's very giddy about this
i honestly can't tell if all the "zelda in the sink?" comments are real or not
why does it feel like april was so far away
a single fan and a heavy fur blanket. i keep one foot out cuz otherwise i think i'll burn alive
there's clouds covering the sun rn and i'm not gunna lie, pretty pissed
at my high school there was this truck that belonged to a student and he has a full CSA flag flying on it and no one ever says anything
as someone who lives in virginia and just learned this, yeah that sounds about right. people here can be pretty shitty.
To avoid getting up and going to the bathroom during class I don't eat/drink anything before or during school
Since when do we use "Homely" as an insult??? It's like a synonym to "Cozy".
quetzalcoatlus is the best dinosaur imo
This is also my favorite comedy bit and I'm leaving a comment here to avoid losing this.
I'm going to listen to a lot of older Linkin Park songs and cry.
My mom has listened to Linkin Park since I was a little kid, and I listened to their music a lot as a teenager. This really hurts me.