comtruce

168 pts ยท December 16, 2014


That's the first thing I thought too. So many points of failure on the shoe...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get it. I'm not laughing, but I get it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But the World Bank probably isn't a very lucrative role, and being a son-in-law of Bill Gates wouldn't make him a good CEO... Ah fuck logic.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, just because you bought a scalpel and attempted open heart surgery on your pet guinea pig doesn't make you an open heart surgeon.

11 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 6

The only relevant GIF:

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

How though? Surely you would only pick a rock up with your dominant hand and your sandwich with the other? How would you confuse them?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's called "shadow" because it is hidden and cannot be officially tracked by the government.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The black market, or the shadow economy, is technically any unrecorded transaction. Like paying your neighbour to mow your lawn.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This one:

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

As an Asian guy, I've come to terms that white girls simply don't dig our kind...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, wouldn't it be truly shocking that your father who works in BMW Warranty only ever sees, gasp, broken BMWs?

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Hate us cause they anus.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

[b][i]Can we just crop that off from now on?[/i][/b]

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This deserves its own position on the front page.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"oh my gOD IM DYING"

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What else would you do in a toilet, stare at the label on a spray can?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Isn't gun powder inside the bullet?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It literally says GT-R on the side.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm Asian. Had a good chuckle.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Have you not seen the sheer willpower of these things?!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0