This has to be the best painting I've ever done!
Anybody know if these are worth anything?
Ass-Hat
Blind thoughts.
Sassy Potts
I can't handle this house.
I can't even catch a cold if I tried.
Found: Wooden phaser pistol in Mississippi River.
I met someone...
I know cats and dogs smarter then Cory and Trevor.
4 guys, 1 cup.
When my nephew asks me about Milwaukee.
Duke Airwalker
When you ask a smoker which ball to go for.
9 photos of my cats in no particular order.
Dealing with teargas like a BOSS.
Imgur wouldn't load and I still had a giggle.
Pornhub's "most searched" map, by state.
Cory & Trevor wait for me everyday when I get home.
When you add injury to insult.
Fleece knotted log everyone!
I told him not to order the Grande.
Kumbaya Norway!
A Shit Pie was seen on judge Judy today.
When you come home at 4am but said you'd be home at midnight.
Great shot!
Now I know why they call them palm trees.
Upvote and I'll buy the same suit like the other guy, and we will go on a date.
The picture they used for these cucumbers.
Was sending this emoji out to all my family before my son was born and sure enough he didn’t disappoint.
Fleece knotted dog everyone!
Old school School.
Hypervote this pretzel pooch of mine
Meme
Tongue vs Metal railing.
Anyone up for a quick game?
roses are red, I’m taking a poo...
License to meme.
Minding my own business when my wife says "I just pead outside!". I don't deserve this woman.
Larry
Merry Christmas fuckers.
I’m a believer now...in aliens.
When you’re trying to defend your case on Judge Judy but Ajit Pai ready to take your porn.
Putin got that SDE.
This tree finally camouflaged to the pole outside my work.
Thank you Ferrara Candy Company for this optimal addition.
His name is Yoga…
I didn't think I possessed enough to necessitate an entire hook. So I put it back.
It’s my cake day and I recently became a father, so here is some helpful Do’s and Don’ts.
My cat looks as though he's about to tell me some wisdom.
Took a friend to the casino for their first time gambling. First machine she sat at gave her $8500.
New meaning to palm tree.