17376 pts · August 7, 2016
I'm officially "Get off my lawn" old. and hate you all. Not personally, just helps with the general crankiness vibe.
I like the heart shaped astigmatism, cool. Mines regular old circular astigmatism.
It was probably listed on Fox News as a Mexican country…
Where are these stickers??
I’d be more forgiving if this ass hat stays out of the Senat—- wait, no, that’s actually a tortoise, nevermind. Keep improving Johnathan!
But they also don’t mention how collections could stop you from getting some jobs….
Saturday! You’re going to quote Saturday? The story changes in real time and you’re doing Saturday? Who do you think you are, Michael Che? Colin Jost?
Idk, using days as a measurement term for how long a day is seems wrong. Wouldn’t all answers be 1? How many days does it take for a day to pass? 1.
But the 15th version of Skyrim is coming!
Now everyone get a squirt gun, then show the people in your house stereoscopic 3d….
Must be a perspective thing, it looks like six. Where do you start measuring from?
I’ve lost a few times, but I’m no sore loser, I’ll try again.
I sure do like the fences I put up to keep all the deer on my field, but for the life of me I can’t figure out why this herd gets that zombie deer disease….
And other countries are really good at protesting
And should have been disbarred and jailed for the trump bribe when investigating trump u.
The lengths you go through to hide giving her chlamydia…
It’s not paranoia if you’re right.
No, some are people.
Sure spring can do it, but when I come quick it’s all “premature” and “why did I even bother?” And “just clean that up and go away” and other mean things….
Someone is better at McDonalds themed sex puns than me, and I throw down the gauntlet with my “robble” joke. Think you got better? Let’s see ‘em.
The clowns all over the wall, the 2 foot hamburger guy, red hair. Maybe she was waiting for you to Grimace and get in there and robble robble robble….or something about McCheese or Frykids. I don’t know….
The orange is what changes the flavor, the vodka makes it more liquid like a shake. A protein screwdriver. Totally a normal thing to want.
Like a good idiot, I looked knowing they said do feet, and was like did they hide the dick part????
Sometimes, some things are worth the slapping….not that I’ve ever done anything like that.
No spoiler alert?!? Now we know the what the curse is: pedophilia.
And quite often that show is far more emotionally mature than most any form of entertainment. And fart jokes.
As an American I long for boring news, no more ***gestures***
What are the chances ICE goes anywhere near openly armed people?
They said rock….its crack
Last time I tried to cook breakfast I prepped everything, got it ready to cook and be done in 10 minutes. Waited for her to wake up, heard movement and quickly cooked and plated. She walked toward the kitchen saying, “What do I smell cooking?” Then she still screamed, asked me who I was, and what I thought I was doing in her house, then ran and called the cops. I put in effort man!
I like the heart shaped astigmatism, cool. Mines regular old circular astigmatism.
It was probably listed on Fox News as a Mexican country…
Where are these stickers??
I’d be more forgiving if this ass hat stays out of the Senat—- wait, no, that’s actually a tortoise, nevermind. Keep improving Johnathan!
But they also don’t mention how collections could stop you from getting some jobs….
Saturday! You’re going to quote Saturday? The story changes in real time and you’re doing Saturday? Who do you think you are, Michael Che? Colin Jost?
Idk, using days as a measurement term for how long a day is seems wrong. Wouldn’t all answers be 1? How many days does it take for a day to pass? 1.
But the 15th version of Skyrim is coming!
Now everyone get a squirt gun, then show the people in your house stereoscopic 3d….
Must be a perspective thing, it looks like six. Where do you start measuring from?
I’ve lost a few times, but I’m no sore loser, I’ll try again.
I sure do like the fences I put up to keep all the deer on my field, but for the life of me I can’t figure out why this herd gets that zombie deer disease….
And other countries are really good at protesting
And should have been disbarred and jailed for the trump bribe when investigating trump u.
The lengths you go through to hide giving her chlamydia…
It’s not paranoia if you’re right.
No, some are people.
Sure spring can do it, but when I come quick it’s all “premature” and “why did I even bother?” And “just clean that up and go away” and other mean things….
Someone is better at McDonalds themed sex puns than me, and I throw down the gauntlet with my “robble” joke. Think you got better? Let’s see ‘em.
The clowns all over the wall, the 2 foot hamburger guy, red hair. Maybe she was waiting for you to Grimace and get in there and robble robble robble….or something about McCheese or Frykids. I don’t know….
The orange is what changes the flavor, the vodka makes it more liquid like a shake. A protein screwdriver. Totally a normal thing to want.
Like a good idiot, I looked knowing they said do feet, and was like did they hide the dick part????
Sometimes, some things are worth the slapping….not that I’ve ever done anything like that.
No spoiler alert?!? Now we know the what the curse is: pedophilia.
And quite often that show is far more emotionally mature than most any form of entertainment. And fart jokes.
As an American I long for boring news, no more ***gestures***
What are the chances ICE goes anywhere near openly armed people?
They said rock….its crack
Last time I tried to cook breakfast I prepped everything, got it ready to cook and be done in 10 minutes. Waited for her to wake up, heard movement and quickly cooked and plated. She walked toward the kitchen saying, “What do I smell cooking?” Then she still screamed, asked me who I was, and what I thought I was doing in her house, then ran and called the cops. I put in effort man!