comhood

1306 pts ยท August 12, 2014


7 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

More Guillotines, please

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah, she made her own party, that didn't make the cut

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll take that bet. For about 20k

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You load sixteen tons, and what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt. St. Peter don't you call me, 'cause I can't go, I owe my soul to the company store.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That octopus had a good run though

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because you were being secret about all the fancy trips and wonderful gifts you were going to surprise her with? ;-)

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I'll do the proofreading

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bill Gates and Joe Biden said you aren't allowed to go near Grizzly bears and Bisons. And Hilary said you're too scared anyway...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Rust

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Careful now Mr Bueller

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, you're fine. 'What' is the correct way to spell What.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Breathe*

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On a computer?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's about class, not colour. Always has been.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You must spank us!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Denmark: Honeymelon (honningmelon)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 meters is a lot of water. What's the forecast for that to happen? Wouldn't just a single meter be catastrophic enough?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A neanderthal representing other neanderthals isn't weird. Weird part is how many are still alive, even after Covid.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why did she vote against that strike?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or anyone tryna bring trouble your way
Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way
Then just study a tape of N.W.A

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A few innocent people with certain medical conditions, can't take the vaccine. The rest of us are meant to shield them. If we don't,they die

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I got it from Sid Meier's Civilization series

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do we need flowers and bees for anyway? /s

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, officer from overseer
You need a little clarity?
Check the similarity!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bottomless means they weren't wearing underwear. Not how deep the rabbithole goes.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

I mean, you did say shoot them all. Some were armed, sure, but I didn't see guns on all of the insurrectors. Start with tear gas.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

The third one seems a little... clusterbomby? Or am I reading it wrong?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea, North Korea has shitty customer service

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1