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125935 pts · February 4, 2012


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When someone say godspeed but you already got plenty of both

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Views 77008

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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SHE SAID YES!

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Views 36

We did a thing

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Views 135754

Where's the wookie?

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My garbage puppy enjoying some fresh snow

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When a website says to disable ad block to continue...

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Uh…

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(☞゚ヮ゚)☞

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Going between Front Page and UserSub hoping for good content these days

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Do it.

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Tuesday derives from the Old English "Tiwesdæg" and literally means "Tiw's Day"

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No Juan saw him again

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Internet, meet Dizzy. Dizzy, meet internet.

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Thanks Wikipedia

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How about ribs?

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Making a Retro Gaming Console

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Toasted with a little (an american fuckton) of butter

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MRW some silly English k-nig-hts want us to join their quest for the holy grail but we already got one

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What an immature asshole

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Ocean Giants

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She has marked her territory

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I made a thing

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This is so infuriating

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Spicy Thai Wings and Boar Collar at Pok Pok in Portland, OR

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Crater Lake, Oregon

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For my Cake Day, here are some pictures from a hike I took recently

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Does he look like a bitch?

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Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day

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The label on my beer was put on the wrong side

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Playing Mario Kart against my 5 y/o cousin

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I'm drunk and it's my cake day

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She fell asleep like this so now I'm stuck

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This is what I do, I sit on you

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As a software engineer, MRW a friend asks me to look at their hardware problems

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MRW My girlfriend asked me what I wanted for my birthday (today)

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Damn Nature, you pretty. (Painted Hills, Oregon)

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This local headline made me giggle

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I found some old C&H in my Photobucket

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Some wisdom from my father

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MRW I'm riding my trike and the delivery man is dropping of my 90's nostalgia at the front door

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Since baby sloths are making it to the front page, here is an adult Sloth

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I still don't know what this Viralizer does

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MRW I've misspelled a word in my comment

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Found out I was interviewing my replacement

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A high res look at life through Ray Charles' eyes

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Spooky ghost caught on camera

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MRW I've solved 6 top tier support tickets, 3 code releases, and it's only Tuesday

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"Oh boo this will never make it out of user sub wahhhh" - Twat Waffles

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Views 769

Fuckin' white people...

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I can't stress this enough

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Little giraffe is viciously taken down by a lion while an elephant watches in horror

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