codeenigma

2249 pts · January 30, 2014


And south meets north because I just went from 6 to midnight seeing this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's because they are normally coupled with Taco Bell. If I wanted a taco that smelled like fish, I'd pay $5 to the hooker behind 7/11

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Santa cooking Rudolph while elves roast marshmallows over the fire

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a Packers fan whose father was a Vikings fan, SKOL!

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Take it from me, The scrubby the hospital uses to get denim and asphalt out of road rash does not feel good. So yes dress for the slide.

8 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 2

So what’s it called when you’re not in the military and your spouse cheats on you with someone who is?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn Rocket Boys at it again...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Marshall from Paw Patrol. My daughter too enjoys Paw Patrol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but he keeps saying that Jon needs to know. Too much foreshadowing suggests that won't happen.

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

My daughter shit when she was maybe 6 months old and was covered head to toe in her own shit. Hair, face, arms, etc

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I believe this season has 7 episodes...the final season has 6. The last season is rumored to have movie length episodes or close to it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm willing to bet he's also street smart.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think of demolition man seeing this

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've been finding it rather pleasant

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With a cat and a bottle of Jack

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I have nipples @SoggyBoner, can you milk me?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's all I drink when I visit family in WI. +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1. B 2. A 3.C 4. A 5. D .... I don't care to do the rest

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does that make the gay guy really gay? I mean...it appears he enjoys vagina

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well you defined it so I'm good. I'm drunk so I'm going to bed now

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Define cheaper...

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I had a girl cat named Petrie, she was awesome. So I'll say Petrie.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry but I agree with Mr. Wizard. As a former smoker, I could give two shits that it was unhealthy for me. I quit because it was expensive.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Be that as it may, the game gear was the shit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It kinda reminds me of Tron but I am super excited for this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I play Mechwarrior Online and I agree but I do enjoy the shit out of it

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah but that's a pussy that will sit in your lap no matter what

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Mac OS is based off Unix...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0