codeblue4me4

2772 pts ยท August 15, 2019


So badly worded, it probably is really from the IRS

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They won't know how to cook stuff so it'll tatse bad, they'll mess up the order, they'll be very slow. Nope send these people back to office

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He'll be back in a little while with zucchini bread

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When feeding a cat you're always 5 minutes late.

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Winner is determined by the better attorney. Not right or wrong.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Maybe he wasn't snuggling it. He was just having a good time & it got stuck. ER visit was too expensive.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2.2 lbs

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We're pushing for $15 minimum wage. SS needs a boost as well It doesn't pay out even close to equivalent of $15/hr. Mine $9.35, wife $6.25

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First you pay premium about $500/mo, then a copay when you see a Dr., then a deductible about$8000, then insurance kicks in for about 80%

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Talioming

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does it seem like the fathers of our country were brilliant, and now all we have are greedy dipshits running the country & billionaires?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had 2 relatives die, no spouses, no kids. Never started to collect SS. No body gets the money they paid into SS. Nobody ever mentions that

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This happened after a couple of Hobbits threw a ring into a volcano. Greener happier times returned.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It was gas

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ummm, you mean we're all not still using this?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe Jesus sent some vaccine

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think after both of them give birth and calm down, he might be able to swing a threesome.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We used to pull up on both sides of a car stopped at a light. Then start slowly backing up. He thought he was rolling forward.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Left. I ain't drinking no metric water. That leads to soccer, and if I'm watching men fake injury I'm watching good ol American WWF

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Probably has money too. Keep rubbing it in.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Freddy Krueger in the next chair?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't put your dick in crazy. Or crazy's hand

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh shit, Comcast is going to raise the world's bill, for no apparent reason.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a baby. You gotta push it out of the nest the first time to get it to fly

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet we have billionaires shooting themselves into space.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0