codasquid

7749 pts · June 10, 2015


Wait til a warm summer night, if you are anything like me, that fat will make you plenty moist, sweaty.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 don’t miss the follow-up track: “3am and still not sleepy”

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#25 but why are they are on the surface of the Death Star?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, he was right. It definitely wasn’t 6 mos…

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, void if laminated o_O

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 “brrrzzzz… ur about to get a phone call”

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes, but I need an impact cronch to achieve release

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Very wow

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This kills the democracy

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They didn’t *realize* it fit perfectly over us, but knew we’d support caging other without understanding we’d be held in the same cage

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is just a desktop pc with extra steps?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, clearly that model is a grandma

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember - ALL CAPS IS DONNY DIRECT, Sentence case is his social media team

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait… that horse isn’t actually shooting the bow at all! This is just more Mongolian People Archery Skills. :-/

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Because it’s stochastic terror. Doxxing isn’t a problem because people know where you live, it’s a problem because when they say - “hey! Did you see this? John Doe, who lives at 123 Any St, opposed us,” - it is an implicit invitation for their supporters to harass, threaten, and assault that person and their family, while pretending not to be responsible for what happens.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmmm… kinky

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, this is Patrick

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, yeah. Nobody can resist that gravitational pull…

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a carrot that likes to watch from the chair?

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Diskobugten? No, dis boat go sailin’

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

North Face: that’ll be $280

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#16 machinists only hope no one they like dies, everybody else can burn 🔥

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good job letting her know you need to be *TOLD*

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I was going say ‘how touching’, but according to the big angry guy by the door that’s not allowed.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 “now kith”
(Mom from other room): Stop playing with your food!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That eye makeup on point queen

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that’s why you do t mount afterburners on a bus

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was promised “fancy butt cheeseburger” but the finished product doesn’t even look like a butt. #disappointed #falsepromises

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

**shaved

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0