29 pts ยท May 16, 2014
Here I was thinking my sarcasm was as thick as this marbling.
Success! 22 people read my comment. I have achieved my maximum level of internet glory. Now we'll return to the regularly scheduled lurking.
I bet she could find this mysterious "clit" thing I keep hearing about.
I never saw ~ coming
+1 for "totally rad source"
Ohhh your sick ????
But that's not the state of Michigan?
So offer a crying lady the handkerchief I "sneezed" in. Got it. Thanks man!
Jawsjawsjawsjaws!!!!!
You create this username specifically for dis?
Much simple, such pleasing, wow.
You nasty ????
It has been so long since I've see this on the FP I thought someone finally put it in slow-mo!
Just put that idea on a shelve for now.
Guys I really need to use the man brain for my date this weekend. Fri 8 pm work for everyone?
Don't tell me what I can and can't eat for breakfast!
Well.. the only good life lesson Paula Dean taught us was fatttt makes foods gooder. Therefore lean meat ant as good. #rocketscience
Fuck you for not letting us see that last bit of trimming be completed ????blue balls
Anyone else feel like this was an ad from androids new redbox campaign for websites that hack your life?
Never
He's acoste-ing him!
Here I was thinking my sarcasm was as thick as this marbling.
Success! 22 people read my comment. I have achieved my maximum level of internet glory. Now we'll return to the regularly scheduled lurking.
I bet she could find this mysterious "clit" thing I keep hearing about.
I never saw ~ coming
+1 for "totally rad source"
Ohhh your sick ????
But that's not the state of Michigan?
So offer a crying lady the handkerchief I "sneezed" in. Got it. Thanks man!
Jawsjawsjawsjaws!!!!!
You create this username specifically for dis?
Much simple, such pleasing, wow.
You nasty ????
It has been so long since I've see this on the FP I thought someone finally put it in slow-mo!
Just put that idea on a shelve for now.
Guys I really need to use the man brain for my date this weekend. Fri 8 pm work for everyone?
Don't tell me what I can and can't eat for breakfast!
Well.. the only good life lesson Paula Dean taught us was fatttt makes foods gooder. Therefore lean meat ant as good. #rocketscience
Fuck you for not letting us see that last bit of trimming be completed ????blue balls
Anyone else feel like this was an ad from androids new redbox campaign for websites that hack your life?
Never
He's acoste-ing him!