cmdrcat

14288 pts ยท October 28, 2011


They call me The Cat.

My name is Dan M, and 10 years on this still cracks me up.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You got downvoted for being right...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eat the burger over the chips. Then eat the chips now covered in burger drippings.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keep telling yourself that.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When a Belter goes down the well.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how pro wrestling works.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm 32 and I would prefer to die in an unspectacular fashion.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure. There are some examples of that in the album.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's still too tall

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you are forgetting how old millennials are.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Conan the Musical is my favorite followed closely by Predator

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1. came here to post that. Good to see another hero forger.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yuengling. Red Oak if you live in NC.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's not how acronyms work.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why don't you ask Jack Kirby, you clown.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They nerfed him and hulk so they wouldn't just shit all over alternate Thanos.

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7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's literally how I was "taught" how to swim.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My first and second cars as a teen were an '87 and a '94 Caprice, the latter with the LT1. I miss it a bit too..lot of firsts in those cars

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I learned to drive and drove myself to college in one of these. I can parallel park anything now.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scouting was an invaluable part of my development into an adult. Welcome to the club. You'll carry the lessons and prestige with you forever

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7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I used to work for the phone company and this is giving me nightmare level flashbacks

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They rarely want to listen though because to them their current lifestyle is "barely living" which is bullshit.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lot of jokes, but I know plenty of people living paycheck to paycheck who don't have to be if they were more responsible with their spending

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are generally the greatest mortal warriors found on their home worlds. I'm sure most of them have gotten some before transformation

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Al Pratt was in the 40s. Ray Palmer debuted in '61 and Hank Pym in '62. Al couldn't shrink, but Ray could. Doll Man predates them all.

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