180 pts ยท November 22, 2014
Very long time lurker, recently joined. Of the ginger variety. I like puns.
As a girl, my sexual history
This would drive me insane, but I appreciate that it is amazing
What the fuck Belgium!?
bumblefuck
Lol, opposite for me, he always turns it around on me
It's not doing very well right now. But I'm about to got to bed so we'll see what happens.
Oh I cannot up vote that enough. Marvellous.
Smooth.
2 fast 2 furious
Jawbreaker
That's clever. In Australia we probably plan paths for maximum shade.
Those paths in the grass people make are called 'desire lines'. I think that's lovely.
This was informative.
The Herd Reich!? That's puntastic.
So, you sharted?
Oh that is terrifying.
That navel is novel.
I want a puppy so much, please someone bring me a puppy.
So ded.
I like you.
Tomorrow. I texted you a pic anyway.
Mine arrived today!! Joy!
I much prefer cute fluffy baby animals to ugly pink screaming human babies.
This was me after all the Christmas day pavlova.
University of Life.
Sneezing is pretty satisfying.
Dammit, Gary!
That's puntastic.
That's puntastic
As a girl, my sexual history
This would drive me insane, but I appreciate that it is amazing
What the fuck Belgium!?
bumblefuck
Lol, opposite for me, he always turns it around on me
It's not doing very well right now. But I'm about to got to bed so we'll see what happens.
Oh I cannot up vote that enough. Marvellous.
Smooth.
2 fast 2 furious
Jawbreaker
That's clever. In Australia we probably plan paths for maximum shade.
Those paths in the grass people make are called 'desire lines'. I think that's lovely.
This was informative.
The Herd Reich!? That's puntastic.
So, you sharted?
Oh that is terrifying.
That navel is novel.
I want a puppy so much, please someone bring me a puppy.
So ded.
I like you.
Tomorrow. I texted you a pic anyway.
Mine arrived today!! Joy!
I much prefer cute fluffy baby animals to ugly pink screaming human babies.
This was me after all the Christmas day pavlova.
University of Life.
Sneezing is pretty satisfying.
Dammit, Gary!
That's puntastic.
That's puntastic.
That's puntastic