In cock we trust...
"let's do Eskimo kisses"
Why I'm always falling short.
Who had one of these?
Marriage advice
Use Fly!
Oh snap
Another repost
Check that out
Jessica Biel
Highway to the DMZ
How in hell did you get "Dick" from"Richard"? -- you ask him nicely
If only Jack didn't make you want to bang and impregnate that ugly chick in the first place...
THERMAL THROTTLING INTENSIFIES
No Starfucks given
"the last boat ride i was on was in 1944, and it was a lot scarier than this"
Game, Blouses!
Freddie
Nice to know
it's the breast belt ever.
Cheers
Better pedal to the nearest hospital to soothe that burn.
Picture of an man that was imprisoned for 40 years after being told by the judge he was innocent.
Want to play a game?
Tomorrow, I'm getting fired.
"...cause if she messes up my order, I don't want to tell her twice."
7. Dry sandpaper tongue that could take the paint off a Cadillac.
"Fuck you thomas you round headed shit" -Terence Tractor Phd.
I was arrested for pulling my wand in Hyde Park
Happy Thanksgiving!
Hard hats required.
Being on imgur is ok. Being on imgur when you have a final in 6 hours is not.
No matter how hard you try, you will never be as cool as this duck
To the rescue
Not only is Didier Drogba an incredible player, he is an inspiring humanitarian. He temporarily ended the Ivorian Civil War. By asking.
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
How do you like dem Snapples...
Everybody poops
Scott didn't deserve her.
100% successful jeans transfer rate
Tell him about your Lord and Savior...he'll break that eye contact quick enough.
Can You Wall Build?
Suggestions from Killer Mike
Ice crizzle in the hizzle
Scumbag driver speeds up to pass you, gets in front, and then proceeds to drive slower than you were
"I just can't wait to be king" is playing constantly in his head
Hidden message
Poor guy didn't break the record. Only came in turd.
And on the third day God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs.
Not just vegetables. Pigs will eat anything. Great for getting rid of bodies.
We have the best Asians.
Reddit: "The layout may be confusing, but the porn is easier to find."
And that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so.
Anyone think it's held open by a hoop earing?