chri

266445 pts · November 2, 2012


Hi. I'm a guy from Denmark. Selfie: http://imgur.com/S8tltHl

I'm sorry @OP :( Pippin was always such a lovely way to end your posts.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nice, we have them in Denmark too: Havørn (Sea eagle) :)

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll take "Things I'll never do" for 400, Alex!

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll take "Things I'll never do" for 200, Alex.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Finding it unarmed is pretty easy, I think.

5 months ago | Likes 301 Dislikes 0

More like a poodle...

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

"... as the laser burned a path across his face all the way down to his skull."

2 years ago | Likes 469 Dislikes 2

The Doritos alcohol is very real.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This. Almost lost my hearing the first time.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Who puts pasta in the pot before water?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You're dumb.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ooo, BIG jump.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Your tags are... accurate.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the bygone years of childhood obesity.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

A classic.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean... that is fucking spot on.

2 years ago | Likes 802 Dislikes 1

*they

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Cate Blanchett's was... slightly more terrifying.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Boy do I have news for you.

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I love your dog.

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

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No fucking way...

2 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 0

Not a selfie.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The rare FULL NUTMEG where you go between the legs with the ball and your own damn self.

2 years ago | Likes 174 Dislikes 0

Happy ducks!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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