chowderisdead

11193 pts ยท April 24, 2014


Something something "power...stroke".

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or when you ask, "Is today Thursday?" and they reply, "All day long."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So she drank it anyway and this was the result?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't bread on me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ah, glitter. The herpes of the crafting world.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They need Ed Hardy tshirts and sideways trucker hats. Doucey roid horses.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tran....Trans am?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope the children we kidnap have COOOKIEEEEEEES!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who's got two thumbs and insults children?

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Noodle guacamole? No thanks.

10 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 6

I'm on mobile. It won't let me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do you assume the public isn't able to handle this kind of responsibility?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many people has it rescued?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He's...got something on his nose.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good point. Crappy for the customers, but a genius move by the company. Get it fast before it's gone!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Kind of like sex"... name of skepticism's sex tape!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like you.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Absolutely nothin'

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dats poop water.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Creativity leads to art. Art leads to awesomeness. Awesomeness leads to upvotes.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was a seasonal worker a few years ago. Best company ever. I loved asking people "Did you find what you needed?" And they'd laugh and laugh

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh! Refreshing.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Twins!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0