MRW I'm going for a firm handshake & they give me the limp hand.
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How I escape from adult responsibilities
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1268
Yeah, ok - I'm an old man...
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My cat thinks she's a guinea pig...
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455
One is a genius, The other's insane.
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6495
Today I witnessed a murder...
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499
So my 4 yr old daughter drew me a picture...
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5
My cat: Gracie Law
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I think I may be a super villian....
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763
No snow! Sun's out! PARTY!!
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469
Look, the end is coming, we all know it. Just don't forget your towel.
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393
Completely satisfying.
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So it's my bday yesterday so when my wife comes home....
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1264
Say what you want. 9 yr old me loved this game.
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17
Told my son we're becoming a religious family...
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The good old days.
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Happy Birthday Francis Albert Sinatra
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1396
Who made me the man I am today? Samurai Pizza Cats.
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1963
I'm bringing back 90's dance music. I don't care.
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619
Mr. Leguizamo, I have a bone to pick with you.
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HRW I show her my pog collection
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728
Drink Recipes from Ubisoft
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854
Fast respawns.
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134
Which part hurts more? Getting hit by the tree, or landing on the log?
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218
MRW my asks why I want a Freeze ray for xmas.
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5
Advice from my Grandpa.
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How good do I feel today?
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MRW my wife calls me a pretty man.
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It's Friday. Let's jam.
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213
Sometimes all you need is a little bit of Butcher Babies...
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267
Stressed out? Take 15 seconds to chill.
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263
Daughter came in at 3AM this morning and scared the shit out of me.
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8
Wanna dance? Come on, you know you want to.
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356
Is that gasoline I smell?
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28071
Had a rough start to the week? Take a load off.
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1
Wallpapers? Check. Assassin's Creed? Check.
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673
Pick your Catwoman.
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When I'm feeling low, I sing a song of my people.
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Rest well Mr. Glass.
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27
Midnight Club II or 'How I learned to drive'
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355
"Face down, or I'll make your heart stop beating with my mind"
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This is how you get a wife.
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217
My wife's face when ________
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Things my son will never understand
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587
stay classy Alberta.
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522
#TBT When I told my mom I was watching cartoons.
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56
Married to an Irish woman
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56
Hamster vs. kleenex
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357
Crappy saturday night? Take a moment and eat.
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311
May not be much to you but...
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4
Space, the final frontier...
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2370
I never knew how much I needed this.
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Gotta go fast!
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136
Calgary Zoo's white black bear
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I feel like I interrupted something...
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