Meet my dog's newest toy, Testicle Monkey.
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MRW its Friday and I'm headed home from work
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CUBS WIN!
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Wife's Birthday Cake
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A child's size ice cream....this is why we're fat, America
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Inertia is a property of RULING THE WORLD
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Who?
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I would trade a Gray's Sports Almanac for this
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Let the Upvotes flow through you!
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MRW I forget the number for diabetes repair
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Oh, I love the round things
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An Anniversary Message to my Wife
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You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a grad student
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Those fat beats are highly illogical
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Subway spokesman Jared is being investigated for possessing CP.
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On my 30th birthday, my wife got me the best present ever.
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MTW my Wife comes home from work after forgetting her lunch
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Still one of my favorite actors. ROCKETFUEL! IT'S CRIZZ-APPY!
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"Ya pierced the toast. So what?"
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Good Samaritan Stoner
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what if i leave it in? Oh god!
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GREAT SCOTT!
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Our first picture on the wall
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All your troubles are dead and gone!
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Fuckin' A
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MRW I order a Coke, but waiter tells me they only have Pepsi products
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The Internet has ruined me
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Should have casted magic missile...get better soon Teddy!
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