I'm a 27-year-old... girl? woman? laaaaady? I dunno what to call myself. I'm female, ok? I live in St. Louis, MO. Football (of the American variety) and hippos are two of my favorite things. Have you ever had peanut butter and bacon on a hamburger? Try it. It's amazing.
Four letters gives me 50 squats and 3 minutes of wall sits. Aw hell no.
Really? I wouldn't, even without the caveat. Life is hard, bro.
Dude, you can't even see their ass hair!
Baby is NOT ok with this scenario.
Ben Wyatt is literally my ideal man. Unfortunately he's fictional. And married.
Good guy Division I/V Line Medics.
Faulkner, you rebel.
Pretty sure his fly is unzipped in the second to last one...
You done good, Rolf Maeder.
As a Northwestern fan, now you understand.
I mean, you look to be pretty proficient at flashlight holding...
I'm a firefighter and I'm ok; I sleep all night and I work all day!
Dang, that orangutan sucks hammering.
Or, and hear me out here, did Sean Bean play him because he died?
He put some real effort into the design of that sign. Bravo, good sir.
And apparently the president and first lady...
You best give that puppy a treat now, ya hear?
You know what I miss? Squeez-its.
It looks like a lemon!
Y'all better pick that top one, now.
Look how well he fits in there! What a champ.
PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD, PULLED MY TRIGGER NOW HE'S DEAD.
I wonder if she likes purple at all.
I'm gonna get that iguana some toast. Iguanas love toast! (Side note: I hope these are iguanas.)
Ah, a universal experience.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to point out that that is not in fact the pool, but indeed right next to the pool.
At least he's happy about it.
Sure looks that way to me! Also, I had that same hat for dress-up as a kid in the early nineties, so I don't think this was a "just".
SexyNosepass. That's a name you trust to fix your problems.
I actually gasped when I saw it.