Oooooh Dickmas tree oh dickmas tree....
Friday vibes
Everyone went to school with a Summer Wheatly . If you didn't, you were Summer Wheatly.
It was 60 degrees in texas this morning
He is disappoint
Mr Monks
when you try to catch a ball but bewbs
die, die,die
When the pressure is on
Eat tacos, not humans!
This pleases the gods
All the asian pop star posts
Rip Gomez
What I am guessing will be my daughter's reaction at the 1-D concert this Summer.
One of the better scary movies I have seen lately.
I was and still am hoping this will end up the case.
Mfw the wife is it of town and I get to watch what I want with solo drinks
natural RHM
The og OA
One of the best games from my chilhood!!!
When it's your turn to be DD and your drunk friends get the munchies
No spoiler here, but watched this episode last night, things... things and stuff!!!
I love the Fat Fraulein
When you wake up realizing that going to the bathroom... WASN'T A DREAM
he's everywhere
Happy singles awareness day!
MFW browsing through the r/volleyballgirls link someone posted
My message to Winter
It's Friday!!! Dance the dance of joy!
Waiting for LNI like
MFW I am closing in and about to tongue punch her fart box
Here is your Wednesday morning conspiracy wake up call
Saw this last night for the first time... Mind Blown
As a man, this is how it feels anytime anyone gets anywhere near my man nipples
As someone that gets up on weekdays at 4:30am, this is MRW I have to roll out of bed a min before 10:00am on a weekend morning
When Gabriel has a party with "special" brownies
Big up Big Ern
MFW my teen daughter asks if she can start using "light" curse words around me.
I can't believe none of yall told me how great this movie was.
As a guy that isn't a huge gamer... I am oumoed about my copy of Black Flag arriving tomorrow!
So swimming they said... It's safe they said
Waking up realizing I am 41 today felt a little like...
FTW Bill... FTW!
Motorcycle Monday works for me... here is my 2000 Fatboy
MRW I am masterbating and I think I hear my wife's car door close
Ragnal should have never let her go...
Saw this dandy on the way to work today... felt pretty weak in my Toyota.
I lost it... best Tosh ever!
MFW I am marginally sure I will be coming home to birthday sex today.
The unbridled awkwardness of this show has quickly made it one of my favs!!!
Was assigned a task at work and wasn't sure I was Quall-ified. Turns out, I did a ...