chattypeacock

16905 pts · April 21, 2012


Sometimes I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce, sit in it, and pretend that I'm a really big meatball.

Mine said I'm 14. I'm 22. In the same pic it guessed my 24 year old boyfriend is 46.

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OHMYGODITSDAVIDBLAAAAINE

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My classic rock station. Pandora sucks ass sometimes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No you don't.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Whatcha thinking about?" "I dunno, rat things."

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Maybe lesbians?

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Yes. So my soul and my bank account are drained!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm already about 2 months from graduating undergrad. Vet school is a graduate school, so I do already know about life draining schooling.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'M TOO EXCITED TO UNDERSTAND REFERENCES TO THINGS (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha. That's funny because I'm going into large animal medicine.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope! But about a million other things to do in preparation in addition to finishing my undergrad stuff.

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I'm not sure about that. The legs and head look developmentally normal, and it looks like the right height for a mini horse foal.

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Hate to tell you this, OP, but that's not a rare horse. It's a miniature horse foal.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, if this actually was your kitten and not from 9gag, I'd say take it to the vet NOW if you don't know what you're doing.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey I'm relevant!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No other option. Gotta burn the house down.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The girl in the middle is stretching her arm up and around the other girl.

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5 second rule! Hurry, OP!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. I would have pooped my pants if that panther did that to me.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

then replace meat ingredients with firm or semi-firm tofu. (2/2)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One thing that I frequently do is look up meat and vegetable recipes, then replace chicken stock with veggie stock, (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't eaten meat in 11 years and I always get, "That's so hard, I couldn't do it." I'm like, it's not hard if you don't like the taste.

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I get insulted because I don't like the taste. People are assholes. I don't make fun of people who don't like broccoli...

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

A valuable *basset

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Whoa he lost two of me.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, me too. I'm probably the only person in my college who doesn't wear camo.

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I think you might be thinking of another parasite. Hookworm will basically give you severe anemia and make you extremely lethargic.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you want hookworm? Because that's how you get hookworm.

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Ditto. My bf was into the idea of watching porn together, so I gave it a shot, but I was so grossed out we turned it off after a minute.

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Who says I'm not?

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