charisma

12295 pts ยท February 15, 2012


I want that juicy Shaq meat.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Um, nothing at all, thank you. Her legs are just fine and dandy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree and still like it.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

START THE GAME ALREADY

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OW MY NIPPLES

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

See that would've been better

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Irish descent. Whiter than the driven snow.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BREAD THEN FOOD THEN MORE BREAD

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 5'7" and I'm considered short.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvoted post. Was okay. What are next?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are not!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

I got so good at smash 64 that my friends had to 3v1 me, using coordinated tactics like a raid boss. Was fuckin awesome

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's fucking amazing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn't count if you're telling them what you want on your Subway sandwich.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because they're written by dads.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Where did you get hatefulness out of that? At worst he's just ignorant, at best he's rolling with the joke, clumsily maybe but still.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Well said.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah all stories should be about sitting down and working out differences! Cmon man what is that hippie bullshit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fair enough and I'm not trying to make you look bad but I don't want a world where writers have to make sure that's 50/50.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or they go all messiah complex and try to "rescue" the kid and call CPS on the parents and shit.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Character? The lady in the gif is an elf though. Am I missing something?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or when the budget isn't horribly inflated so as to line your pockets and pay your friends' mortgages. (Adam Sandler)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wanna see a group of Mormons vs a group of Canadians in a Nice Off. Both grps trying to out-nice each other.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What the fuck is wrong with hairy man legs? -A man with hairy legs

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

People are driving, paying taxes, and voting that were toddlers when it came out. I was not, for I am a mighty 33 year old. These kids, eh?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

These are some alternate facts I can get in front of.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One day we will grow out of this awkward phase of people thinking that being a victim gives them power and authority.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was still an outcast nerd tho

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, in 5th grade one time the teachers all joined up, it came down to me vs 2 of them, caught a ball and got my whole team back in

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0