30850 pts ยท December 2, 2011
Guy from Glasgow, Scotland but living in Reykjavik, Iceland now. Having a total blast.
Totally worth it.
Dragon Kisses. Mermaid Dust. Fairy Scales and Bunny Snot.
That son of a bitch '. Still not buying bras for his daughters.
I'm so high I thought this was a ramp for houses and this one chickened out half way.
I have a 'beard' but fucks sake... i look like a gay serial killer compared to these dapper fuckers.
Found him. Bottom right. Matt Damon at 3 months.
Check that lil cowboy mutherfucker out right there! Boy's a goddam mini hero.
If I had a split personality, I would have more than one penis.
This is exactly how i look and feel on a sunday afternoon.
Look at it. Just look at it.......................Simply. Marvellous.
You better cut it into 4 slices. I'm not hungry enough for 6.
baby don't hurt me..
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24506702.jpg
Darker than the inside of a sharks ass. But just as interesting.
I would take drugs to that picture SO HARD.
Once. (Just once) My Internet went off. Still have flashbacks.
Soooo maaannnyy Pringles...
I fucking LOVE Abba.
I bet this man collects golden rings.
I found the cocaine.
Why do we not have circular screens yet? Dammit.
Raise2-Deflect2
In this comment in 2013 - there was nothing witty.
Fake. Bob Marley didn't have white arms.
I remember that feeling of wanting to drink, lick, sniff, touch, eat and fuck everything in my vicinity. (I'm still single somehow)
Wow. You went there didn't you? That actually just happened. My respects for your honesty.
That girl that looks 14 from the Harry Potter flicks. Not interested.
I just crossed my legs.
If I had a girlfriend I would get one of these purely for the fact that I would look like a shit Terminator when I went down on her.
She should definitely not work at an airport as one of those people who guides in planes.
Totally worth it.
Dragon Kisses. Mermaid Dust. Fairy Scales and Bunny Snot.
That son of a bitch '. Still not buying bras for his daughters.
I'm so high I thought this was a ramp for houses and this one chickened out half way.
I have a 'beard' but fucks sake... i look like a gay serial killer compared to these dapper fuckers.
Found him. Bottom right. Matt Damon at 3 months.
Check that lil cowboy mutherfucker out right there! Boy's a goddam mini hero.
If I had a split personality, I would have more than one penis.
This is exactly how i look and feel on a sunday afternoon.
Look at it. Just look at it.......................Simply. Marvellous.
You better cut it into 4 slices. I'm not hungry enough for 6.
baby don't hurt me..
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24506702.jpg
Darker than the inside of a sharks ass. But just as interesting.
I would take drugs to that picture SO HARD.
Once. (Just once) My Internet went off. Still have flashbacks.
Soooo maaannnyy Pringles...
I fucking LOVE Abba.
I bet this man collects golden rings.
I found the cocaine.
Why do we not have circular screens yet? Dammit.
Raise2-Deflect2
In this comment in 2013 - there was nothing witty.
Fake. Bob Marley didn't have white arms.
I remember that feeling of wanting to drink, lick, sniff, touch, eat and fuck everything in my vicinity. (I'm still single somehow)
Wow. You went there didn't you? That actually just happened. My respects for your honesty.
That girl that looks 14 from the Harry Potter flicks. Not interested.
I just crossed my legs.
If I had a girlfriend I would get one of these purely for the fact that I would look like a shit Terminator when I went down on her.
She should definitely not work at an airport as one of those people who guides in planes.