cfallas

1078 pts ยท May 9, 2012


"We don't peel it like like a primate" because you are reptilians, we get it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if the kidney is filled with mercury-induced 5G electromagnetic nanobots? They don't seem to care about that when it's inconvenient

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

"I don't know what happened, I was signaling the driver to move forward, not flip... I even signaled him to stop but it kept going..."

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best part is how Musk was perfectly fine with impersonation as long as it was "marked as parody" until it happened to him.

3 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

Not that Lula was a particularly better choice, but I'm glad Bolsonaro is gone.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool, now show that 100% not flimsy robot shooting the rifle accurately

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

briefly? So not really waterproof just filling in slowly

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It isn't though, this video has been on the internet for years

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

There are transparent band-aids tho

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

#notallmuslims

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is probably a troll post/sarcasm because of the "look it up sweaty"

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Now do the third world version, where they turn 2 entry lanes into 3 and the 2 opposite ones merge into 1 during rush hour.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Free reef, nice!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Probably making fun of the "tribal cooking" videos where "tribal women" go through a ridiculous process to cook an eel

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Newsflash! The catholic church won't let dead people marry each other either! hmpfff! >:(

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it's the black gloves, they make you do this.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spent billions trying to hide it but made one simple obvious mistake!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the Astronauts are actors added digitally, if you look closely you can see a few strings holding them to simulate low gravity

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They hate communism but behave like a communist regime.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Kremlin: It sunk by itself! Also Ukraine will pay! Uh, evil nazis who didn't sink it, you will pay for, uh, having nothing to do with this!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funniest part is that those guys had been probably working there the whole day and the raccon didn't bother to move until the collapse came

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Now Putin's gonna need an even longer table

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Despite being less than 20% of the talk shows, Tucker Carlson Tonight is responsible for 70% of memes

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 12

Remember to bring camo so that trees won't see you coming

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If this happened in a videogame, gamers would lose it over how unrealistic the game feels with this weird glitch

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The jews, according to recent developments.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's great, but that shot was taken with a drone and the macaws are actually freaking out, which is the reason they are flying in circles.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0