cerulee

1371 pts · May 2, 2016


a weirdo

all he said was "hey" not "show me your bobies" calm down

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

How fucking tall are you?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The men's shoe store makes sense though. Men tend to have bigger and wider feet than women.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't doctors write "this leg" or something to make sure they amputate the right one?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's not tea. That's just sugar water pretending to be tea.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

These are just solicitation scams.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dog was a descendant of the dogs used as models for this film. She was a beautiful dog. Looked a lot like the real Perdita.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Like the artstyle. Can't stand the protagonist.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All of them.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What if it's cat milk?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For cancer, right? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's be real, this dude doesn't have kids.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And what about young teenage girls who just suffered great emotional distress?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're a cat aren't you?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Don't forget to fondle your balls too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And everyone on the bus applauded.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/r/im14andthisisdeep

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those look like sled dogs, and they usually have cute little paw booties to wear for mushing. I think I can see them, but bad camera.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't work for dogs that are shaped like potatoes either.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's where stoners wake up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is Imgur. All churches are evil here.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why does she need to cook? You wanna be lazy?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Islam isn't being blame for a lot of things, though. That goes against the Religion of Peace narrative.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Mega Charizard X tho

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay Grandma.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I googled "man ass" for... personal reasons and got a face full of female booty. Not what I wanted.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hm, that's news to me. I know a lot of people and some of them have moved away or got new numbers. Facebook helps me catch up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And what were they supposed to put? "Created clump of cells, cell-clump shower in August, bring your edgiest gift?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0