I collect cool T-shirt’s
I have a guest
I’m not as good with words as he is
Wrote my boyfriend a note...
I’m drunk, this is funny
The best feeling in the world
Ferocious pibble
Looking for friendly advice
We took our fish in to Hardee’s
Awwwww yisssss
Will someone send this to my boyfriend’s ex wife for me?
They are good dogs, though
He is upset because I won’t let him play in the snow
He’s mad at me for not letting him play in the snow part 2
No, they aren’t related
Dump of things I’ve stolen (2)
Funniest autocorrect I’ve seen
Anyone else eat the chocolate off their Swiss roll like this? Or am I some type of monster?
A dump of a bunch of stuff I stole
Life as a property manager part 3!
Co-parenting sucks
I made it to the front page with a Swiss roll and learned a few things (Little Debbie Dump)
MRW I realize my kid is going to grow up
“I think there’s an artist hidden at the bottom of every single one of us.”
When your mom discovers emojis
Dog sister
When I ask her to please stop trying to make out with me
Life as a property manager part 4!
HAD A NOT SO GREAT WEEK BUT THEN SS DELIVERS!!
Revival listening party
Cuddly puppy enclosed
Reminder that today is the day of the Stans
When you realize you still got it...
Why do people make it so complicated?
Sandy cheeks wrangling the Alaskan Bull Worm in 2001
Can’t believe I just had to google this
The story of Jude
FLIPPIN' SWEET!
What if?
Just be ready
Happy belated 29th birthday!
This is what having a best friend is all about.
#BillyMadisonForPresident2016
lola
I ugly laughed
Shouldn't break the bank too much
This is fine
THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT.
Spongebob is a phony, a big fat phony
Want some cheese with that whine?
I mean.. yeah he should
Hell yeah!
Life as a property manager part 2
My favorite kind of trolls on the internet
Snitches get stitches
My plans for the summer
Nerds unite!
When you find kittens outside