Gonna take you for a ride!

0

2

315

*DONG*

21

2

505

Freedom Magic

10

5

553

Is this the correct way to cut the cheese?

3

1

101

They warned me Satan would be attractive.

18

0

1020

Honestly, I'd watch "That '90s Show"

1819

230

94946

Flying attack hug!

2

2

986

Look away, I'm hideous!

90

11

2699

The cat was not a fan of his new fashion accessory.

11

3

57

Perhaps one day you and I shall meet on the field of battle and I will destroy you for the glory of the Sontaran Empire.

8

2

786

If the USPS can handle Christmas, they can handle voting by mail

91

27

2691

Tupac is alive and living in Kentucky

4

0

399

The night is bark and full of terriers.

2

1

218

He’ll be especially handy if you’re haunted by a goat.

14

15

872

When your mom says “Smile for the camera, handsome.” but you know you ugly AF.

2

2

185

Appropriate title

-1

1

142

Mono = One, Rail = Rail

12

4

415

Consider yourselves all on notice.

1

1

73

Silly Netflix...Gremlins is a Christmas movie.

41

7

1957

Origin flashback from Amazing Spider-Man #801 is exactly the same as Amazing Fantasy #15, just shown from Peter's POV. 

7

4

1441

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?

8

5

342

I am in need of immediate kachow.

34

5

1129

I like you, Backyard Burger, but I am a happily married man.

3

1

319

Fanny DeVito

7

3

330

Rawr

15

3

779

This is one of those times I wouldn’t give an adopted cat a new name

-1

0

149

I pity the turtles

3215

112

103612

Mazel Tov Cocktail

29

8

789

A fancy way to describe your big tiddy goth GF.

8

1

1081

You know what helps sell potatoes? Dinosaurs!

25

7

1675

I think someone wished for it on a monkey’s paw.

83

6

2318

I’m gonna tell my kids this was Gwar.

20

8

590

Painting I did of my doggo

6

1

382