carnsolus

1616 pts ยท July 21, 2016


i dont get to experience it either. On a good day, sex doesnt hurt but still feels like nothing

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

gorillas for the small dicks?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

also, a minority of animals aren't insects. But most of the biggest ones arent insects

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

but for islam and christianity, their fancy books still say the world was created around 8000 years ago. which means they get to choose between throwing out part of their book or part of science

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

i banged my girlfriend in the ass. In all this she did not sin with her vagina

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

a bear will run away when attacked. A bear with cubs will fight to the death and will win

1 year ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

i had one that did that too. Turns out it was in pain and it was to keep the tail from touching the floor

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

otherwise we'd see supernovae 20 million years before they were born

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you mean younger

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

what is it with you and this labyrinth?

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

when it's okay to punch nazis, people who arent nazis are going to get punched and the puncher is going to think its okay. The left thinks the right are nazis and the right think the left are nazis. Now suddenly everyone's open to being punched

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 25

she's a kid

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you have made me laugh so hard my ribs hurt

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

so scientists are dickheads

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i was fully gay for 2 seconds there

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that means absolutely zero of anything

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he was fully prepared to get one (1) ball in 3 different cans somehow

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i have a friend whose arms are the size of mine and who trains actively and has won many strength-based competitions. She's a lot weaker than me. but i do partially recant my statement. He works out a tonne and she works out a tonne and his upper body is probably ~70% stronger than hers

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

he still has nearly double her upper body strength

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

i absolutely think art should be accessible to non-artistic people. I get that there's more soul in human art, but hey, i cant draw, dont want to learn, and dont want to pay you 100 bucks to draw me something

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that 1 in 2.1 million considers the fact that you're not in the woods with a bear at all times. This is specifically about already being in the woods. Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up a tonne when there's a thunderstorm right now

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

there was a kid who bullied me. One day he said i was ugly. He later apologized and said 'no you're not ugly, but you're not goodlooking either'

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

im happy that this comment section realized :)

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1