captwillard024

475 pts · July 18, 2014


That cat probably likes cash because a lot of cash has cocaine residue on it.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What year was that? Just curious.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a wiener dog too! They are the best little couch otters.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Name one country that doesn’t have blood on its hands.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, she’s got Makita Circular saws. They’re a $150 each on the Home Depot website.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess it just depends on how much you shower.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it a Boeing airplane?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Basketball is the limited sport. How many times can you watch a ball go through a hoop? It’s like nascar levels of repetitiveness. I think every sport could benefit from some hockey rules. If someone gets a foul/penalty they go into a glass box next to the court for a set amount of time while their team has to play down a man. A “power play” would for basketball/baseball/football.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

John Rocker has entered the chat.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s funny you should say that. This house is less than hour drive from where Stranger Things was actually filmed in Georgia.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Another cool thing in
Huntsville is the local AAA baseball team called the Rocket City Trash Pandas.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boat ownership is not all it’s cracked up to be.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Greco-Roman wrestling, synchronized swimming…the gymnastics events…they’d have to implement age restrictions.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dachshunds are the best! Heart of a lion, mind of a fox, and the body of a sausage.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Location, location, location.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

California

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Saddam treatment.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m pretty sure there is a den on my property. I’ve seen a adult with two young kits early this year. It is a special sighting though. Their average range is 640 acres and I see them somewhat frequently and I’ve only Igor 10 acres.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why a draft? There is nothing stopping you from volunteering.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

More like “greedy insurance companies” and “greedy local governments raising property taxes.” The landlord probably is seeing a significant increase on his operating costs in the last few years. Not 50% increase, but there is probably some increase and they are going to pass that cost on to the tenets.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Even in places where short term rentals are banned, the law is rarely enforced.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, that is some bullshit. I’m pissed for you. I’d set up some cellular trail cameras to monitor the property. We use “Tactacam Reveal Pro x” cameras on my property. They provide a good picture and will send a message to your phone when motion is detected and a picture is taken. You can then request a short video of whatever set off the motion detection. Also don’t forget to put up a bunch of “trail cam in use” signs on the property as a further deterrent.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What did you do, naw it apart?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even better, you have his face on video!

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

It’s just a little desk pop.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that Rudy in drag?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tudor is also the first name of “Ninja” from the South African rap duo Die Antwoord and look how he turned out.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0