captlush

4205 pts · July 22, 2013


That’s a great label

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’m almost thirty and “yo momma” is still my proper response to most things.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Exactly. This is when you should be training your dog to chew acceptable items.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Why do cats like boxes? Serious question. I've never lived with a cat.

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

It does look like he's swimming towards the edge to try to get out. Tries to reach, sinks a little deeper and stops moving.

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Racquetball with a center bounce instead of the back wall?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But gravity KILLS

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still a better love story than twilight.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... and fell right back down to its death

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

You won't find justice or mercy as a molecule but as a behavior. The laws of physics and their predictability is a form of mercy& justice.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This comment gave me a seizure

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He probably wrote it like that because "should've" sounds like "should of".

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

My boss is! He's an attorney that protects employees in employment lawsuits. He understands that happy employees yields high production!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably not. This is probably more profitable as advertisement

7 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Pay them back until after graduation. I incurred a huge debt without a flinch because my parents and financial aid advisor encouraged it

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

When I entered college at 18, I had no concept of the cost of college. My parents and advisor had me get loans and told me I didn't have to

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's like they like each other but neither trusts each other enough to go in for the butt sniff

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And the elements

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, it's the girl from Mr.Nobody

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm 26 and I'm pretty sure I'd break my legs and back simply trying to get into the sweat suit in that position.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to dream of swimming in pools of nacho cheese and Cheetos

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not familiar with Pokemon and even I want one of these

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give pants to dog

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well there are a lot of high paying jobs for men but they're usually dangerous, in remote locations, and/or require special training.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My sister had a 1st grade student who wouldn't respond to his name. He thought his name was "tonto" which means stupid in Spanish.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

When I point, they just look at my finger instead of what I'm pointing at.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

20/10 for his hat did a flip too.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But he has a point

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Saud

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1