19 pts ยท July 19, 2014
When my daugher was 10, someone saw her struggling with a problem and told her "It's not rocket science!". Guess what she does now...
"Hey, my state is part of 4 corners." - Everyone except Florida.
I used to randomly say "I just found out what happened, probably best if you tell me yourself." Then sit back and see what he tells you.
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Been married 22 years to a woman that doesn't love me. Have 2 kids with her, both teenagers. Trust me... Get. Out. Now.
Neat
Looks like the Nope Train had a stop juuuuust before Fuckthatville.
Best. Line. Ever. Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so. We need a .gif for that one.
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When my daugher was 10, someone saw her struggling with a problem and told her "It's not rocket science!". Guess what she does now...
"Hey, my state is part of 4 corners." - Everyone except Florida.
I used to randomly say "I just found out what happened, probably best if you tell me yourself." Then sit back and see what he tells you.
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Been married 22 years to a woman that doesn't love me. Have 2 kids with her, both teenagers. Trust me... Get. Out. Now.
Neat
Looks like the Nope Train had a stop juuuuust before Fuckthatville.
Best. Line. Ever. Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so. We need a .gif for that one.
Add 1 more. Just joined today.