captainvector

12586 pts ยท July 24, 2014


Gif / photo, potato / potahto

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Safety of the packages don't count

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rains of cheetomere

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Until the umbrella nation attacked

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good for you OP, hope you had a happy Christmas!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then I'm apologizing for you :)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh Jeeeeez

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He sure didn't loaf around on delivering.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

For 89 cents a day, you can make these husbands happy again.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*sticky

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's called Catknapping

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I bet she gets all the sex at the nursing home

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Said the reposter

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Still can't read it on mobile

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still better than everyone else running

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Theeeeey're great,

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He can catch me if he wants

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 2

This makes me upsetti

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Cap'n, she can't handle many more feels like this."

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't get Upsetti

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which end of the killdo did Catherine use?

10 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

3 minutes old and already sleeping, typical.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Petroleum based paint. Source: I paint things

10 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 5

Well, we know the kid is

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

*the penis

10 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 2

NSFW

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Netflix and till

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm off to eat 16 Pringles

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0