captaintits

9646 pts ยท January 9, 2015


Girl creature. Message me if you like talking about neurology, psychology, or language. I could talk about dat shit all day. Send research articles (instead of nudes). http://imgur.com/gallery/Wy565Xm <this is what I do.

I just like being by myself too much.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm a speech therapist and this cartoon makes me irrationally happy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha! I'm the same when I'm in a relationship. MOAR DICK PLEASE

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

23 years since last actual sex, or you are 23?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I majored in music in college, on tuba. This happens a lot more often than any of us will admit. and it hurts like a motherfucker.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Women can also have really high sex drives. Any amount of time over a couple of months is a drought for me.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I'm in the process of being trained how to teach these devices for kids, it's super fascinating! (4/4)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that use devices. Some parents have never even heard of the possibility of aided communication, just wondering your experience. (3/?)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(speech pathologist) and I work with the ASD population, just for a few months after working with geriatrics. We have a lot of kiddos (1/?)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just wondering - don't answer if you don't feel like :) Has anyone ever recommended a speech generating device for him? I'm a SLP (1/?)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hate to break it to you, but here is a lot of stirring up of political drama on the internet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Max Pitruzzella and Evita Arce... they are on youtube, a lot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to swing dance a lot. I recognize these people! International dancers, they're kind of a big deal in the community.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and by that, I mean that I am allergic to avacados, which are in guacmole, which is on this sandwich. Which is delicious, and I miss.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm waiting for the glorious bloodbath to begin so I can celebrate the absence of a parasite.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do the same thing, but then I fart on him to assert my status as alpha.

9 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 3

Bryan Adams - Bare Bones live tour. Holy shit, it's amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Google said 1 in 50 women and 1 in 100 men have extra nipple.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Only one way to find out! Let me know how it goes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can I get one of these for my vibrator?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, I want to live as long as possible, and pet the fuck out of it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

There is a field called music cognition, looks at things such as goosebumps and music. super interesting stuff

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As a SLP who treats swallowing disorders, working with necks and jaws... this is actually really fucking fascinating

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just become a porn star, then you get paid a lot more.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I started my first big girl job about 3 months ago and I feel like this still.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a little girl that likes breaking into bears' homes, I find this highly appealing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm not a computer scientist or anything, but I think this is bad.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay. This is officially the CUTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CHICKEN TACOS: chicken shredded/chopped how you want, enough salsa to cover the meat, and taco seasoning. Put it on high done within 3 hrs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0