Can I offer you a nice dump in these trying times?
144
15
4874
Cryptography is a passion of mine
978
18
101965
Transition tug-of-war
2442
71
125274
Adulthood in two sentences
52
9
1646
Buckle up, here comes a dump
1768
94
105063
The end of my semester nears, and I'm dreading finals
15
1
543
Trust me. I'm a sexy doctor.
7
0
301
Plump Dump
2346
72
129795
My friends occasionally take issue with my flippant nature
-3
1
200
Martian Manhunter comes to the Kent Farm for Christmas
22
11
739
MRW everybody glares at me
36
2
728
Just go with it, Milo
1854
76
51405
Relaying the tale of a drive-thru fellatio session
9
0
331
She likes to have it pounded
5
0
369
People often ask me how I got in their homes
17
3
442
The four basic food groups
64
7
1128
A dump for you
43
9
1670
Larry David, pretending to be Bernie Sanders, talking about Clinton
11
6
472
Just, y'know, office supplies
10
0
243
It feels so right
10
2
301
Gotta have standards
113
5
1438
Imagine a world where this could be said without any sass
1094
29
39889
Watch One Punch Man. It's fun.
15
2
399
MRW the new guy trips over his own pants or whatever
-3
2
262
The one flaw in an otherwise brilliant plan
1
0
249
A reasonable theory
3856
173
117887
Justifying my nature
64
4
1208
King Vegeta and his son Prince Vegeta
14
2
575
Overwatch peeps drawing on Genji's face
36
1
1215
Fozzie tells all
1285
61
42054
A valid response
6
7
388
Infant Care
9
0
317
Usopp's great at impressions
-1
2
246
This freakin' guy
11
7
322
Toph tells it so well
1217
47
42831
Do the thing, dudes
4597
157
120547
Star Wars deleted scenes are the shizzle fizzle
26
6
583
Cookie Monster philosophizing at an art museum
1074
31
41264
Goku's got two kids and he's never kissed a girl
18
2
378
This just in: Harry Potter is a dick
-1
2
237
Matilda got real, son
20
5
471
I love America.
1202
49
39610
Just being neighborly
107
15
2935
Interesting alternate universe Spideys Part 2
63
5
1129