captainken

2756 pts · February 9, 2010


For a moment there I was trying to remember what particular Edgar Rice Burroughs novel that was.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody there. So peaceful. Animals were active & bored so they'd look at US. Zookeepers were friendly. Got to play fetch with an elephant.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lot of years ago during a snowstorm my gf and I were talking about what to do. I jokingly said "Let's go to the zoo." Best day of my life.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gee I dunno, maybe Denver, SINCE THEY'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR A COUPLE YEARS NOW. But sure, applaud NY. And here's a Participation Ribbon.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's because they don't have a spare tire or jack. No kidding.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean Christianity? Like, all of them? Well... I wouldn't oppose it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lesser known Nazi invention - remote control vibrating buttplug. Goebbels is two rows up pressing the button giggling like a schoolgirl.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You would be horrified to learn how many Americans are gonna look at this & say "Wait.. all those countries had black slaves, too?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to see the female. Her voice tells me she's sexy, bet you $100 she's got a real nice rack. Flat chested girls don't sound like that.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Well that kind of thing is ok on Jeopardy, like "Uh, what it Thomas Jefferson?" "Correct." Me at home: "WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

THANK YOU, may your home be blessed with many kittens and puppies and nachos and ice cream and treats for the puppies & kittens.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, with a concealed carry permit stapled to it and a 9mm hanging off the back.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

THIS is just how goddamn boring it is to live in some Asian countries.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe his friend reads books. Makes art. Writes poetry or stories. Explores unfamiliar areas. Volunteers at a charity. Or has actual SEX.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Since you know what galvanized is, any chance you could explain what/how the hell that setup works exactly because I'm lost on the valves.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wonderful visuals, just amazing.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Only works due to the cans. But it does work. Very cool.

4 years ago | Likes 252 Dislikes 29

Far out in the uncharted Western spiral arm of the Milky Way Galaxy...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can picture a leak, that compartment slowly filling with gas then BAM it launches the stovetop at Mach I and tears her fucking head off.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4: I have the weirdest boner right now.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Say horrid shock value things gambling on a big laugh. I just like to make 100% sure someone’s guilty before shoving them under the bus.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he truly is a racist then YES fuck that guy ten ways from Sunday. But I’ve seen people who aren’t good at it (improvising) 2/

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there any other evidence than that 1 incident? He was a comedian improvising comedy, what if it was a horrible misread of the room? 1/

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am so confused. Cgi? Himalayas? Helicopters? That’s a cool pic though.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then you have seen the source video? Could you possibly provide a link or useful search term? Thanks.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are SERE schools?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That runs off electricity, simply has to. A lot of really old cash registers that used mechanical adding devices were electric.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone has to break this to you: you’re dog may be gay.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In #1 Kyle Clark looks short because he is. Like 5’2 I think. JK, Kathy Sabine’s an Amazon Woman. Seriously the woman’s like 6’5 sans heels.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pretty reasonable motherfucker named Ice Cube..

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0