caprishus

169 pts · September 10, 2017


I’m innocent.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My dog always humps my leg when I do yoga.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hot dad.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The Crows have eyes: the crowening.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You called?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nailed it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does New Mexico look so much like mars?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Little high little low

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

But what’s it smell like?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t think I am ready for this jelly.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice one!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I read this yelling in Aaron Paul’s voice.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hear the poldark theme song.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Red bikini bottom got a nice booty.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Chuck chuck goose.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw tiger. And tiger saw man.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can we just go back to being part of the British empire? At least we get free health insurance.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because we don’t talk to our neighbors.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

And the crowd went wild

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget about the Karens who will demand to speak to the manager of Area 51 with their 3 kids each.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur...

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mangos are decadent. Oh to be in India in the summer

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well howdy doo!

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Oops I blue myself

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Guy in the back ruined it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gymcatsticks?

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I meant to do that

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0