capflavex

41038 pts ยท August 9, 2011


Tall dorky New Englander.

Listen, I know the LAW here in Canada...da.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still think of this every time I leave the tap running for a even a few seconds lol!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imajica by Barker is still one of my all time favorites. The Great and Secret Show, Weaveworld, and so many of his short stories are amaze

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

One of my all time absolute favorites. "Circle of life dude."

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also wouldn't posting that you specifically were trying to trick cops make this some sort of charge for obstructing justice?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Groovy

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Did you know there's often a hidden surcharge for a receipt or balance check if it's not your own banks ATM?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't be shellfish with knowledge.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was fascinating to look up on a map and envision how much it will change things for both sides.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also makes an interesting buttplug.

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4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah if you watch it carefully, he changes directions at the last second and bee lines right into her path, faked her out lol

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

My group of 30+ yo friends will break out into a chorus of "Secret Tunnel" any time we find a secret door in DnD.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

/a/yvLoph1

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Indeed, while your Black Widow is very Black Widow, but you look So much like Kate Olsen in that pic it's hard to see -only- Black Widow.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Already read and love the first four on the list, guess I 'm reading me some Hamilton!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In a cavern, in in a canyon, excavating for a mine... dwelt a miner (forty-niner) and his daughter, Clementine.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

/a/HzO6wQI

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I think too many folks are forgetting how much many of our mothers would love to go out to a restaurant and degrade servers for their M-day.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Why can't we have more of Nessman too?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'Rincewind, I've known you for an hour and I'm astonished you've lived even that long!'

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Hallowed are the Anomaly"

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cocky bastards go straight for the face too!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somehow these get even better if you imagine drunk Jonathan Frakes saying them.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Does a bear poop a funny hat in the woods if they eat the pope?" Was my over-complicated fave.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No honor in giving away something you got for free when $20 might have fed you or a loved one, just because somebody else didn't need money.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what? People get so raw when they miss out on a hustle lol. Owner was charitable. Being bitter after ruins the intent. They were in need.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I was in the room when somebody broke a tooth on a stale french fry, some poor dentist is probably trying to work with some rotten teeth.

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