canonizedcephas

844 pts · June 19, 2019


“That’s tennis? Then what’s the one where the chicks whale on each other?”

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Peter, Paul and Mary

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A newt? ……I got better

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Pulchritudinous*

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I am also here for it

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Left side WHAT usersub?

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The whole earth except for this clown out taking pictures

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Use a whisk! It works way faster than blow drying alone

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Someone should tell that guy there’s already a face in the mirror

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“You knew my father?” “He’s more machine now than man”

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You just did what this post is explaining to this post. Ah irony

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Both literally and figuratively

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In this economy?

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Destiny of the Republic is a great book on Garfield and the assassin

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@Undumpable

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I have not seen any dog sitting yet, you’re doing it wrong

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Scrappy was self-aggrandizing and vain! Everyone knows it!

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That’s what the rough brains would have you believe

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Why do I feel like a cool black panther bike would be less.... opposite of black?

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Man, I should have gotten a badger badgerer

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Are you challenging me?!

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“I won’t even be creative about it, I’ll just take you outside, shoot you in the back of the head and pay the consequences”

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It is the last 20 years...

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That looks harder than curlers yelling hard at their sweepers

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In fact, it might be better to leave until you’re 21

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