cannotthinkofcoolname

1832 pts ยท April 11, 2014


I was wondering why Nicole Maines looks so familiar. Then I realized that was Nia Nal.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

FUN FACT:

Vin Diesel only eats 2 meals a day with his family: Breakfast and breakfurious.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a former ESL student... This made me feel some kind of way.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*George Santos has entered the chat.*

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can I just leave the billionaire there to reflect on their greed and corruptions? Two weeks should suffice?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who's Brock Turner?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We'd be much closer to achieving cryosleep if they would stop recommending 8 glasses of water a day.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was 19/20, a friend asked me if I can pick her up from her friend's house. After I picked her up, she said if she can come hang out at my house. We went to my house to watch tv in my room. She asked if I had anything comfortable that she can change into. I gave her my basketball shorts and a t-shirt. She started undressing in front of me. Being a gentleman that I was, I turned around quickly and played solitaire on my computer. Not until years later that it dawned on me.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Has #BoebertCrimeFamily been trending yet?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

After 14 years, I finally have to sell my car and purchase a new vehicle a week ago. I know the feeling.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If I loaned someone $100, I'd be happy that I get something back a year later.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They went through so many bottles of Febreze.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait.. The cop died from all the excitements he had while torturing Mr. Mendez?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey hey now. We need to be best.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This represents how people have been milking the character of Jesus for centuries.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Is it to see if he can pasta test?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ah damn I fucked up the joke.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does Fox say? Cha ching ching ching ching ching ching ching.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 7

We have a Japanese Garden in my city. It's not anywhere as nice as your backyard.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah. We're #1.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This makes me angry and jealous because this is the kind of confidence I can never achieve.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, 6 people's view can affect hundreds of millions.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I hope this is the final season.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just in case we've forgotten what he looks like.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The road is as old as the Earth? That's wild yo.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If I got into a quarrel with a guy or girl and they start emptying out their pockets with all those items, I am not going to stick around.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

What was that exact phrase? "My boss makes a dollar and I make a dime. That's why I take shits on company's time." That was my motto when I was working for other people. Now that I own a small business, I can't even get mad.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because shooters want to shoot children, not diabetics.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah. I'm in

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What are some examples?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1