cannotgetaxeout1

3270 pts ยท May 2, 2016


9 out of 10 I would answer her call, better off than most of my friends and family...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You ain't lying!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is Thanksgiving, over do the hell out of it. Remember stretchy pants!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah smart idea, grab ahold to an animal twice your size and only.... Be worried about the woman with the crop. One word WARHORSE.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah they do, it can squirt out at you and it ain't pee.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 19

Seriously fuck this asshat and the donkey that rode him in, if you want to see the face of true greed find him on the yacht he's buying.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just in time for spookyween!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Preach!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know I bet they never got the memo about not pissing off the guy with his own personal tank....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

John Carter.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Where do I sign up, seriously.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here here, bully

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Again, fuuuuuccckkkkk you Ryan. We all hope you get never ending Hershey squirts....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get your hands off me you damn dirty.... Oh wait wrong movie...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Scaroused.... I am now ready to die from Snu Snu....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean regrats, "no regrats"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both are beautiful....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or 30 year olds when you are in your 40s, or even worse younger 18-29ish they are maddening.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cheaters never prosper, but these guys are catching some sweet wavage.....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not your buddy pal....

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In butt hurt America yes it is, but in real America we can still have that. I do not smoke but I believe it is your right to decide.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Salutes* MURICA!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Can confirm, nails/tacks can be driven with bullets but they would cost much more in the long run. Much more fun though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Free money is always good, NEVER mess with that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's IT?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would pay to see this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't get "IT" hehehe.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

And I love them, oh my God do I love them.... Maybe a little too much.....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just lost my shit, laughing here in the movie theater (before the movie or trailers). People are looking at me funny.....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

List of ways to waste your money, and at number 1.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1