callmeapache81

51 pts · October 11, 2018


Communism? Hell no! This plan is the only defense this country’s got against Communism.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ew no, I don't associate with c*ntrists.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They didn't really. Real masks from that time period actually looked pretty silly, less like crows and more like Big Bird.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

By Allah, I will give you a taste of my shoe!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I don't get itm

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

World War 1 or 2?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is exactly what my dog does when my uncle visits and brings his dog. They're best friends.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After the Snap, Rocket would have become the captain, as the highest-ranking (and only) surviving member of the crew.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Translation: "Britain has never done anything wrong, and if you suggest that it has you are a terrible person."

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

The puppy was probably born that way, not sure about the large doggo.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She paid it for the entire school district. I doubt any individual students had more than $100 to pay off.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Due to personal reasons I have no reason to live.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nah, New York air is okay when you get used to it. Also like a third of Manhattan smells like food.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kong's one has a funny double meaning.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but GLaDOS is still down there doing science and she's still alive.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He was high, not mentally disturbed. And in fact, America was the first nation to have proper mental care facilities.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Image credit: MercurySteam, Turtle Rock Games, and scebiqu on DeviantArt

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