callielizz

23215 pts · March 18, 2013


I dunno. Words, things, and stuff.

I did something sort of like this and no one ever brought it up. When I FINALLY asked, they said that they thought I was stupid... Thanks..

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Waiting until 7pm to call someone, because then it was free.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Witness Protection. Nuclear disaster. Whatever you want!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Luckily those logical issues don't matter in this game.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can barely see it with it spinning around that much!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a good way to get your car keyed.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Yes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or self preservation.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hai guyth!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I drive for Lyft, so I share my location with him for extra safety.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I usually reply with “not sure what age has to do with it, I say it to children”

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I cringed the whole time.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't tell you how many times I've been yelled at because they're "not old enough to be called that" and I basically insulted them...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ever seen a Corgi butt?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

oh fucking hell. +1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it a spoil if it’s the whole movie?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

And it will be adorable.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Symbolic

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*reliefingly sighs*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or the toaster

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Somebody add hands to the gif

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

My cousin is having another baby after she lost the first and I'm worried that it won't feel good enough as it's "older sister"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I just mean... share!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm coming this time!!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't do that!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Good with alcohol. That's about it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fucking Nmouse!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

From Minnesota. Disagree

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0