calis

8457 pts · January 9, 2010


I don't like cats. I've yet to find any recipes for them that sounds appealing.

This is why we have the right to bear arms. Arm the trans kids! Also train them to be safe and aim well.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I need one of those. My wife might enjoy it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There will be people upvoting this that are guilty of the same thing on Imgur and won't even get it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uhh, because evil has a look.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Worst field dressing job ever. He let his food get away altogether.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The voice is pretty close.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bourbon is good shit.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if they abduct him? We must protect the Grohl.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how I beat him.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad had this in "statue" form, nut, bolt, and wires for the body. I remember it from a very young age. I'm 51.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes, it definitely works better. Unfortunately, my side of the ocean doesn't say "wank" all that often, so I missed it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be the man who masturbates 500 miles to fall down at your door.

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

All 7 should just say cell phones.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I took a sample in and they found 1. 1! I had to do it again.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I've only been to the normal NYC, I didn't like it. I wish I had known there was an incredible one.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, real mermaids have their tits out

3 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 2

That's what she said.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When it's time to change your ring tone

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

English cucumbers

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Show is the pockets

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LGBTQ folks should be first in line at the gun store. Get yourselves armed, get trained, protect yourselves, the police won't do it for you.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It should be the Sig Sauer M-17. If it’s good enough for all military to carry it’s good enough to be our national gun.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The headline should mention that it was someone else's flag, not just symbolic hatred.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mentions what? Two old guys on chairs taking?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Either of them have cocaine?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He admits that he did more good after than during his presidency. He truly is a been of a human and an actual good Christian.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Goodbye Jugs.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Not if you live in Washington State.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dead South - Banjo Odyssey

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You obviously want all babies to be murdered in mass shootings because you own a gun.

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