Just rewatched Dune and this bad pun got stuck in my head.

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1 like/dislike = 0 fucks given.

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Did you know that if a dog falls from a plane, he'll probably be very scared.

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So, I have pretty big feet,*wink*

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What Pokémon is this?

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Stormcloaks in a Nutshell

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But would it be heavy or light?

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My Gemsona, Itabirite.

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MRW I'm reading Return of The King, the ring has been destroyed and there's still half the book to go.

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Fruit hanging as low as the depth of the ocean.

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Are you questioning my autoritah!!

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Okie dokie diddly doo

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