cPol

4852 pts · August 22, 2012


There are two kinds of people in this world: those who like camping and those who don't.

6 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

/a/ZQX7Zgv

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Attention *H*...? Hooer?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When he's at home, he imagines himself in all kinds of scenarios where he and his gun save the day.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'll distract them. The rest of you run. Save yourselves. Don't worry about me.

9 months ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

The real Lex Luthor from Smallville would've never stood for that.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I bet that pony tail sounds like dry wheat rustling in the breeze

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The irony being, the longer *you* live, the more of those you're going to amass. Got more than a few myself and the list keeps growing.

10 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I don't want to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but I'm beginning to think this Mangione fella might not be getting a fair shake.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Whatever you're hearing about yourself, it's not coming from me. I don't think or speak about you at all." ka-BLOCK!

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd need an anus transplant with how hard I'd have shit myself.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dated a stripper for a while. I'd help her with putting together mix tapes for her routines, and she'd tell me stories of funny shit that happened on the job or when one of my mixes hit well and she got extra tips for it.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

If it’s a legitimate explosive, the Tesla has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

1 year ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 3

He's still a bit confused over what Mexicans have to do with mayonnaise, though.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Because that's what the photographer chose to do.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

"Now our family is lost with no clear path of what to do."

You can get fucked. That's your clear path. To get fucked. He told you this is what he was going to do. You aren't collateral damage. You are the intended target. Because you didn't realize that you aren't "Us" to him. You're "Them." And now he's told you in the clearest of terms, that you, too, can get fucked.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Please, oh please, let her simply start off with, "Fellow congresswomen..."

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

It prevents people from illegally connecting to your wifi. It prevents you from legally connecting to it, too, but it also prevents illegal connections.

1 year ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

Oh, perhaps it's not obvious. I would always seek the cat's contsent for the petting.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Q: Can you pet a bodega cat? Like, I can't see a cat without at least making the attempt. I accept it would mark me as a tourist, but I feel like that's a shame I'm willing to burden myself with rather than not pet a cat. So, NYers, what's the deal?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#35 This is the kind of obscure I like.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some folks do not care about the condition of the book. Some people value the experience of reading the story.

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Noodles AND danger noodles come in all shapes and sizes.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Guess I'll go put this back in the shed."

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Look at those sweater puppies!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1