1228 pts ยท March 4, 2015
Where do I sign up?
Is this what a shitpost is?
Not enough dragons in this world +1
neat
THE CONFECTION OF THE BEAST
Karl? Is that you?
Meanwhile the rest of us are just sitting here in usersub with our delicious spinach puffs
Careful, once your beard reaches maturity it develops a resistance to razors which in turn means you can never go back. Tread lightly.
Well, not being able to get pregnant with your partner is a start
Too bad he bear-ly sweats.
It's not blue =/
With the news they got, I would have had THE biggest smile on my face
WHAT MONSTER WOULD PUT PINS THROUGH TWO CUTE OWLS?!
Probably was just so overwhelmed with the amazingness that he hasn't been able to respond. Or too busy fapping.
I did too! This the 8 uses left ;)
Alright, I guess I'll ipdate once I've gained a new perspective on life
I've never actually pee'd in a shower. Some day however, I plan on accomplishing such a feat (preferably in my on shower)
And got* damn phone
I took about 3hrs to write a paper a shot 75%. Figure out what your teacher wants you're golden
Coooooooool :o
YOU'RE A DRAGON?!
Feathers?
That's a solid start. Next clue?
Well, how do you know you're not a salmon?
PINECO USED SOLARBEAM (8 uses left)
Seeing as second winter is upon us, this is an appropriate post
But not being mainstream is SOOO mainstream
These would have taken up the rest of my night if I were high
But but... Copy/paste :(
I know, but these aren't real :(
Where do I sign up?
Is this what a shitpost is?
Not enough dragons in this world +1
neat
THE CONFECTION OF THE BEAST
Karl? Is that you?
Meanwhile the rest of us are just sitting here in usersub with our delicious spinach puffs
Careful, once your beard reaches maturity it develops a resistance to razors which in turn means you can never go back. Tread lightly.
Well, not being able to get pregnant with your partner is a start
Too bad he bear-ly sweats.
It's not blue =/
With the news they got, I would have had THE biggest smile on my face
WHAT MONSTER WOULD PUT PINS THROUGH TWO CUTE OWLS?!
Probably was just so overwhelmed with the amazingness that he hasn't been able to respond. Or too busy fapping.
I did too! This the 8 uses left ;)
Alright, I guess I'll ipdate once I've gained a new perspective on life
I've never actually pee'd in a shower. Some day however, I plan on accomplishing such a feat (preferably in my on shower)
And got* damn phone
I took about 3hrs to write a paper a shot 75%. Figure out what your teacher wants you're golden
Coooooooool :o
YOU'RE A DRAGON?!
Feathers?
That's a solid start. Next clue?
Well, how do you know you're not a salmon?
PINECO USED SOLARBEAM (8 uses left)
Seeing as second winter is upon us, this is an appropriate post
But not being mainstream is SOOO mainstream
These would have taken up the rest of my night if I were high
But but... Copy/paste :(
I know, but these aren't real :(