buttondick

5002 pts ยท July 9, 2016


Is there equipment that shows if you are currently impaired from marijuana?

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How do I stop seeing this stuff? I come here for memes, not political bullshit.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 20

Larry Enticer. What are you silly? Still just gonna send it.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I just assumed that they were implying everyone needed to get their life together.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It was a sick ostrich.

1 year ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

We don't know that.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

They have dumpsters.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Or neither.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#37. That's the correct thing to do. Raspberry bullshit.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#27. How recent?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was laying down with my 3 year old and she got up and sat on my head. She had to reposition a couple times to get more of her butt on my head.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why do you have 19 windows open?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That ain't puss.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if I've had TBI or if I'm just dumb. I also call them food tweezers. Mixing up words is a daily occurrence.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#42. My gf accidentally burned some Hawaiian rolls. They were delicious.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought this was normal. It's how I have felt my entire life.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

One of many reasons I don't talk to him.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My dad shot our puppy for tearing up brand new clothes that my dad threw out in the yard.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ron Johnson.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My dad and his girlfriend were crashed from meth or heroin and this alarm went off for like 12hrs.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Walmart here donates the produce when they can't sell it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My 2 year old really enjoys this song.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#13. I used this as a selling point for PlayStation.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you telling me that the dog didn't put the dress on by itself?

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

They go in the desk drawer. Not out in the open for anyone to find.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems like training them to lay down isn't a great idea with all the debris after a fire.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He wouldn't have the money if it weren't for stuff like this.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't wanna brag or anything, but I aced it. 100%.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#9. Did he die after the first one?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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