buttinvader

21429 pts ยท July 22, 2014


A dude A state A name. I have an obnoxious coffee addiction, spend way too much time on here, and can't figure out why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch. I'm an amatuer comedian/improvisor/sketch writer currently working in IT. No current event should be sensationalized, and there are always more sides to a story. Mob mentality never produces anything good. ---------------------------------------------------- obligatory selfie: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/077/076/a1.jpg Nothing to see here, move along. (this bio doesn't work on mobile) no really, please stop. You won't like what you find if you keep scrolling. I'm dead serious, turn back now. There's nothing for you here. Okay, fine. Keep scrolling, it's just going to end in disappointment. no. wat u doing. hooman. stahp. Ha ha ha, okay. final warning. okay, you ignored my final warning. Guess that means you're gonna go on anyway. No matter how pass-aggressive I get, you're still gonna keep scrolling, huh? Alright fine. Here you go. it's all yours. *cunt* huh? I didn't say anything. See, there's nothing here, you came all this way for nothing. Bet you're real proud of yourself aren't you?

mrw I go down on a girl but she's self conscious about squirting

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Non-tempered vs tempered glass

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How I imagine people that neither edit nor comment on their FP posts

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A hillarious Fallout 4 Easter Egg, just wait for it

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to Imgur

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I bet that fine is $2,000

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Yo team Imgur, I'm not sure if you're aware about the site's functionality but uhhh....

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Hello Imgur, I'd like to introduce you to Rectify. (WARNING: FUCK LOAD OF SMALL GIFS INCOMING)

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Either way, it's kinda nice...

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sometimes the horny 14 year olds just get really annoying

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me irl

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the human mind is so very strange

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A pointy tale

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I'm an entertainer, someone asked me what it like waking up right before a show

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When someone at work asked what I did with my time off.

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the most accurate representation of my life

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Mob mentality is best mentality.

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When someone asks me about my fetish

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whenever usersub finds a lassan post

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Comments 1
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My Face When

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A post for Jeph (about butts)

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MRW I find out one of my improv friends are on imgur

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Views 786

When people ask where I grew up, I just show them this

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When asked how I prefer to clean my nether regions

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So I Recognized a few people on Imgur recently

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When you're in your twenties and have have dinner with your relatives

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When you're wearing underwear and it starts constricting the tiddly bits, but you can't stick your hand in your trousers to fix them

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When that glorious booty show itself

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A list of most fapped to characters from rule34.xxx

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MRW I tell someone to turn it off and back on again and it works

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When I'm taking packed public transit and I have been holding a gigantic fart.

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When you get home from work on Fridays

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Whenever I'm asked what I want

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Whenever I see a Mr. Skeltal post

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MRW when I break my laptop while dressed as batman

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SEE YOU LATER NAVIGATOR! HAHA

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Because civil discussion never solved anything

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Shamelessly uploading art that I didn't make for fake internet points

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a decent picture of my cat

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MRW when I'm role-playing with my GF and she asks me to be Billy Mays

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MRW after much bothering I finally get my friend to move over so I can have a look.

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So tomorrow night is poker night

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Darwin's lantern you say?

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One of my favorite shows from back in the day

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